neighbors has this totally hot (Scorpio) sister

So one of my neighbors has this totally hot (Scorpio) sister, older sister, and she was supposed to be in town for an evening of fun and revelry. Oh, she did show up last night, just as sick as can be,with a fever, so much for being hot, and so much for a night of fun. I got to cruising around on the web, instead, and I found myself reading some of the web journals out there. As far as the question about love and romance, well, I cobbled together an astrological guide. Look in there for answers. And while I still feel like I’m the check-in desk at “Heartbreak Hotel,” I did get a completely random question yesterday which thrilled me. It was a question about how to introduce Shakespeare to an intelligent, but other wise unfamiliar person. Which play do you start with?