pay closer attention to my own astrology

One of these days, I’m going to learn to pay closer attention to my own astrology. Never try to update your hair color when Mercury is Retrograde and Mars is stationary. It’s still like bad nightmare. I had a hard time getting myself out into public yesterday. Of course, the leaden sky and general conditions in Austin weren’t conducive to anything outdoors. I still ain’t too fond of the blue and the green. Maybe just a streak of blue would have been better. When I finally did get out yesterday, it was with a musician friend, and he was entirely noncommittal about the color. As a drummer, though, he’s seen much worse. While we were sitting at the panoramic view booth in a restaurant, though, I did get a chance to see a guy with a green mohawk, a couple of aging punks, and a cowboy — all listing to the same band at an outside venue. See? I’m not so odd, now.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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