my neighbor at the Lawn Mower Drag Races

I’m still looking for someone who has a video clip of me and my neighbor at the Lawn Mower Drag Races from Monday. To the best of my knowledge, it aired a few minutes before “King of the Hill” Tuesday evening, I guess around 6:30 or 7. If I can get a Quick Time clip, I’ll certainly post it. “Boy, you just in Hillbilly Heaven, ain’t you?” Yeppers, don’t get no better’n’this.

Oh but it does get better. The unamed lawn mower racing team now has a New York – based ad agency for media relations. I guess that’s different from the TV reporter I kept trying to get a date with — different kind of relations.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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