rule about “no links”

I got a self-imposed rule about “no links” in my journal. But check it out. http://www.i-lisa-marie.com/ that’s the story, and I don’t know. However, in Elvis’s chart, what with Mars in Retrograde, it could be true… I mean, this stuff just all fits together astrologically, if not logically, and it’s better than concentrating on some of the other news in the paper right now.

Actual fact from an alleged expert: Austin’s population of single women is 3 time greater than the population of single males. And the average age for these single women is 27.5. I just report the facts that have been delivered to me. I rather doubt the data myself. When I was hiking the lake yesterday, beneath a canopy of Live Oak and Pecan, I had a chance to watch the most curious bit of wildlife. I’m pretty much immune to squirrels, although, I seem to recall that they were getting pretty fat last December, which usually heralds a cold winter. This time, though, I saw the most remarkable sight, it was a squirrel who had scavenged a “corn on the cob” stick, and he had wrestled that thing up into a crook in the tree, happily munching on it. Bad news, too: there are Lawn Mower Races this weekend in Buda (pronounced “B-yew-Duh”) and the annual Austin Fete, Eyore’s Birthday, same time. Decisions, decisions. It’s like trying to decide between Cajun Chocolate and Chipotle Peanut Butter (actual Amy’s flavors).

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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