It wasn’t the big deal I was expecting

I keep waiting, I was hoping that there was going to be the monumental event this weekend…. what with the full Moon and all. It wasn’t the big deal I was expecting. About the most exciting thing I heard yesterday came from the Leo Cab driver, she was talking about her ex–boyfriends all being “water soluble.” “Huh?” I asked. “You know, you go to wash your hands and they just fall apart and go down the drain: water soluble.” I can imagine that one real easy. I was also checking out the new airport. I figure there’s a little problem with the restaurant and food court stuff, the way it’s all laid out. Amy’s comes before Salt Lick BBQ. While that’s nice, I never got a decent shot at the airport BBQ because I was, naturally, drawn to Amy’s. Of course, it’s not like Austin is a big destination for layovers to begin with. I’m going to miss the downtown, intimate, bus station quality of the old airport. B.B. King’s music was playing for breakfast.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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