a season of Tall Women

“I was driving along, and I thought about this one: you know you’re in Austin when you see a jeep with the top down, a pony tail bobbing to the music, and I’m thinking ‘Looks cute from here,’ and you pull up alongside, and it’s a guy. Then I’m thinking, ‘Damn, I don’t have the wardrobe to gay.'” — Bubba Sean — “Oh right, then you’ll just quote me out of context.” I would never do that, my journalistic integrity is at stake here. Never out of context. Never, not ever. Wouldn’t dream of it. And since a journal like this is supposed to record all the interesting things I did today, I had dinner with a Sagittarius girl, looking really fine, and I defrosted my ice box. Exciting life here in South Austin. Tall Sagittarius girl, too. It’s getting to be a season of Tall Women.