an Antonio fans pouring onto the court

It’s going to be increasingly more obvious that I don’t know a lot of the mechanical details about certain sports. Not that it matters. As glad as I was to see the Spurs win last night, I was still wondering about some of the details. Same trailer, the night before, but it was a different Texas team, and I have to admit, I think all full contact sports would benefit from the apparent lack rules. Leastways, it seemed like there was an apparent lack of rules in ice hockey. It’s offsides when you have two defenders on the same side, and it’s not okay to hit someone if they are about to score a goal, but you can beat them shamelessly if they aren’t near the goal. Sure, I understand that. Maybe I don’t, but I wasn’t going to worry about it. The New York team in San Antonio last night seemed to be getting a fractious because the Spurs were ahead. Now see, if they had the same rules — or lack of rules — as hockey, it would have been a lot more fun. Just think of 40,000 San Antonio fans pouring onto the court to even up the odds in a New York style street brawl….

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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