fang shoe

I guess that “fang shoe” stuff is beginning to work. Wrap a red cloth around the old cattle skull, and behold, I almost get a date. There could be something to this stuff yet. I wonder if net sales will pick up if I get one of the cats with a little paw raised. I asked the cat of the house to stand in the wealth corner, but she was entirely unwilling to sit there at all. She’s supposed to bring good luck, but so far, she seems a lot more interested in “Cat TV” which looks a lot like a bird feeder with numerous attending avian types out on the trailer’s patio. So much for the ancient art of placement.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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