Grace has this long distance boyfriend

Grace has this long distance boyfriend, and it makes an interesting stay when the place is crawling fresh roses. I think her favorite is the red kind of rose. Might be white though, I’m not too sure. All I know is it seems to work for her — it sure doesn’t work for me, though. I’m thinking about a new piece of office art: “In Case of Emergency —>” and the arrow pointing to a fishing pole. Astrological fishing wasn’t too interesting in El Paso on Saturday, but the evening entertainment heated up with a Scorpio Lady Peace Officer. After some of her training, though, she had an interesting idea, “I’m getting a tattoo that says, ‘Do Not Open’ on my chest, in case of autopsy.” Supposedly, that’s where she had been before dinner. I overheard another interesting comment at dinner, as well, same source, but I’m not sure: “I want a man in my life, just not in my house.” Nice sentiment, if you ask me. I believe my cats shares the same opinion, and I’ll check with her when I get home.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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