the Japanese Restaurant

“Hey, I got two fortunes at the Japanese Restaurant tonight, what’s that mean?” “Means you’re Gemini…” is what I replied. I didn’t see the Leo at the bank today, and I’ve got to remember to thank her some time. I was going to have a bad day when she said hello to me, and reminded me I knew her from some place. I just didn’t realize she had landed in Austin. At my bank. First Austin gets smaller, now it’s all of Texas that is getting smaller. I stumbled into the trailer next door too see about some packing materials, my neighbor is usually very helpful, and I got laughed at as I tried to construct a small box for shipping those cigars. Since there were about a half dozen guys lolling about the trailer, watching sports and doing guy things, and since I was getting laughed at I thought I would drop a comment about the dual date the night before, and mention the age of one of the women. Suddenly the cigars were very interesting, “So, those girls last night, did they like cigars, too?”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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