I know where Kramer was

My day was shortened by a number of seemingly disconnected events, things like a quick walk through of a friend’s new house (she’s a Virgo, like that’s any surprise), “I know where Kramer was, he was peeing off the upstairs patio.” To be honest, I did use the new bathroom in the new house, but I have to admit I was tempted to “leave my mark” off the upstairs arrangement. It’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a long time, a carport, sort of detached from the house, and the carport looks like it could take a direct nuclear assault and still remain standing. That, and the roof opens up to the heavens, in South Austin, and all I can do is see the great potentials with that upstairs patio thing. It would be fun to pee off the side, water falling freely many feet to the backyard, but no, I didn’t do it — not this time. Mercury is headed backwards right now, and knowing that, I suspended work on any upcoming columns for a while. But I didn’t want to waste a whole three week period, so I was busy looking through old reference books, digging up celebrity birthdays to add to the already copious material I’ve got for each sign. There was problem, though, and it’s the work of the Trickster, as soon as I edited the new stuff in, it the files were too big to be handled by the astrology software and choked. I had a number of computer loops yesterday which all lead to exactly no where. But the stuff will start popping up on the website soon.