several other horoscope sites

I was perusing several other horoscope sites on the web, and I noticed something that makes my place unique in what it offers. Depth. I found there was a lot of regurgitated text from old astrology “cookbooks,” a little bit of fairly arcane text which had precious little to do with reality, and most of the weekly scopes lacked depth. I figure my scopes are currently running well over a hundred words per week, and the other ones seem to be a little shallow by comparison. Then there were the daily scopes. One caught my eye and gave me a good chuckle, and an idea. For Sag, it said, “The moon is in Sag, the sun is in Leo, today is a great day….” Then, for Gemini, it started out, “The moon is in Sag, the sun is in Leo, today is a great day….” I wonder if I could away with using the same horoscope for two signs on the opposite side of the zodiac? Better yet, I could just write one horoscope and have it apply to all the signs? Just copy and paste 12 times over. Then I signed up for a few free readings. Now I know I’m ahead of the pack. The typical “reading” was a computer generated text which didn’t have more than a hundred words in it. Compared with the “free lunch” offer on astrofish.net, and compared with possible trivia prizes, this place looks better and better all the time.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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