I’ve got a friend who stays in my trailer when I’m out of town. This usually works out pretty good for me — I come home to a tidy house, the cat is well fed and less neurotic, my friend gets a little vacation, and sometimes she even does a load of laundry. It’s a nice gesture, but there was a little surprise sitting in one of my desk drawers when I got back this time, seems like something had found its way into the laundry, and this “something” has caused no end of trouble for me. It was a pair of bikini underwear in a bright green, orange and purple plaid striping pattern. The note which accompanied the underwear was wondering just who it was that had been over and left these behind…. As near as I can tell, these panties must’ve come out of the dryer as they certainly belong to some one I don’t know. Judging from the color — and the size — I will admit it might be someone I would like to know, but they didn’t originate their journey at my trailer. I would be interested in finding the owner and returning the underwear as long it belongs to someone who is at least 21 years of age, preferably, a little older than that. Although, I’m beginning to wonder if this pair of underwear would go with one of my outfits….
a pair of bikini underwear
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