all scottish cuisine is based on a dare

>Scottish because all scottish cuisine is based on a dare! Viva haggis!
Viva haggis? Possibly the most intriguing comment I read all day. Monday wound up being another scorcher. Here it is, well past the ides of September, and the temperature is still hovering close to the 100 degree mark. There were some cool days, but whatshername is about to leave town, so Bubba figures it’s a sign that the local weather will heat up again. I’d like to brag, and suggest that I went a whole day without wearing a shirt, but I did pull one on, in fact, long enough to walk into a restaurant to pick up some grub. Elapsed time? About 15 minutes, at the max. Not bad. Heard from one of the e-mail people again, and it was kind of neat, she’ll be passing through town later this week, only, I’ve already got a special guest ticket for Taming of the Shrew on one night. Bubba night, leave for Dallas, not a lot of time for anything else in there. I was surprised that no one let me know that there was a bad link on the introduction page — it’s fixed now — but I suppose I need to brutally abuse the web guys for letting that go this week. “The beatings will continue until moral improves.”

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