catch a plane home to Austin

I was sitting on the curb at Dallas Love Field, getting ready to catch a plane home to Austin, and I saw a female walk by with a “Rick Trevino Tour ’94” shirt. I was trying to do some mental arithmetic, a little figuring, I remember sitting in the Tex-Mex restaurant named for a “Thatched Hut” in Austin, must’ve been around 1996 or so, and that star who had been a house band for while, stopped by to sing his version of “Happy Birthday” to the birthday girl at the time. And she’s a Libra, so it must have been around October of 1996. Since I deal in birthdays, I can sometimes be good at estimating a person’s age. I rarely practice this ability with females as it’s a sure way to get on the “list” pretty quick like. But I did stop in a store to cruise for some music, and Rhino Records has just released some old Yes discs on CD. The guy behind the counter was telling me that a new Yes album will be out today. Great. I first saw Yes in concert probably long before that clerk was even born. Now do I ever feel old. I’m also now shopping for my “Man Wrap” — perhaps a nice floral print to match my extensive Hawaiian shirt collection.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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