I never called her ‘Anymore’ at all

“You don’t call me anymore.” To be truthful, I never called her ‘Anymore’ at all. I think I used her name, or at least, her sun sign. But I did seek expert council, or counsel, and I asked if female fails to show up at an appointed time, and if she doesn’t return phone calls, messages, little entreaties of affection, time and again, does that mean she’s possibly avoiding me? “Yeah, Kramer, she’s ditching you,” suggested one Scorpio woman. Put it to the vote? Hold out just in case? I think I’ll move along instead. Looks like Friday was a 100% successful day, too — no shirt, all day long. In fact, if I wasn’t heading up to the bookstore, Saturday might have turned out equally well. A true measure of success, a day with no shirt and no shoes. [Perhaps, a little Tejano–Conjunto Musica — the Accordion making beautiful noise — floating in on the breeze, too, a cigar and herbal tea?]