I surely don’t understand

There is one aspect about my business that I surely don’t understand. Perhaps there are many, but there’s one which is so evident right now, and it’s become a pressing issue. My schedule is up on the web, it goes out with my monthly mailer, too. And yet, whenever I try to get out of town, that’s when the phone rings, that’s the time someone “really needs” me. Emergency Astrology, like emergency medical care for the soul. Where were you last week? Last month? I had time then. I don’t have time now. Of course, I always manage to make time, because, yes, your chart is important. So is the dollar amount. Free advice is always worth its price. Since one of my visits is an old teacher of mine, I figure I should have some written material for him by the time I get to my destination. I should have some book reports ready in a little while — suggested reading for the fall. I did get a near perfect day in Austin, yesterday, as I cruised to lunch with Bubba, then had some ice cream, suggesting that one young lady should marry one of us, either one of us would do. She looked a little taken aback, but in happy way. That’s what’s nice about a Gemini Bubba, he can always take up the slack.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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