like most items in the media

The weather was supposed to be nice yesterday, but like most items in the media, the facts were all wrong. It was cold, gray and miserable. I finished up the horoscope I was working on, then surfed around the web for a little bit, then landed one of those nice writing jobs. Instead of doing outdoor activities, I stayed home, under the cover of a nice warm trailer, and I alternated between snuggling with the cat, the Handspring Visor, and the book of tables for the planets for the coming year. Again. Late in the evening, needing a little break, I wandered next door to the Neighbor’s trailer. I scrounged a little food out of his ice box, and munched on chips and dip while we watched some news. Looks like the Texas Seven have managed to put Texas back on the map. Aren’t we a lucky state?

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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