New dream machine

New dream machine. As much time as I spend Road Warrior–ing around, I figure I need this new lap top. If nothing else, I need so it would match the Titanium case I have for my Palm OS Visor. Got to keep all the computer equipment matched up, you know. Musical selection for the day: Beethoven, Best of, 1 — 8. Kind of weird, but fairly light, too. Little known fact: I work on my regular, weekly horoscopes about year in advance. The timing varies to a degree, but it keeps me on a schedule. And while people change constantly, the planets are always in predictable places. So next year, I’ll be moving to a Thursday publication date. Why? So I don’t have to spend Monday mornings answering the hundreds of notes I get. So sometime, maybe a year from now, I’ll be able to have a weekend for fun instead of work. Besides, as I’m getting ready to send some stuff off to the publishers, I get to look back over it, and think, “Who writes this stuff?” That’s why I work so far in advance. Of course, I fiddle with the stuff right up to the point of publication. Makes it ever so much more exciting that way. You just never know.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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