New “Lord of the Rings” web site

New “Lord of the Rings” web site. [Like this matters.] At Xmas time, one of the red headed Capricorn girls [seems like this is a recurring theme these days] gave me a really nice, genuine (TM) Jimmy Buffet Hawaiian print silk shirt. That’s nice — it was all part of package, you know, with lots of other Parrot Head gear. The only problem, I mean, I like the shirt and all, the big stinky problem is: it is too cold to wear this right now. I think she should fix the weather, too — so I can go back to wearing shorts and sandals and such. I went with a Pisces girl to dine at the usually fabulous Saigon Kitchen. What was unusual, though, was not the food (hot beef with chili and lemon grass) but the big fish tank we sat next to. All the fish gathered right by me. I didn’t even notice, but the ever vigilant Pisces did.