The Cowboy and the Vampire

I was reading a vampire book [The Cowboy and the Vampire] the last few nights, and I know how useful my cat is for protection when I’m asleep. I’ve taken to sleeping with a cross, even though I don’t believe that stuff. The cat has also taken to napping at my feet during the morning, instead of her usual places. It’s cute, but it makes for poor content on the kitty cam. Useless facts from some survey: Ease Of Use/Navigation: 74% Regularly Updated Information: 58% Quality Of Content: 57% Access To Customer Service: 40% — which would suggest that writing the scopes is a lot less important. I should spend my time designing an easy to navigate web site. Regular updates aren’t needed. Right. I believe everything the experts tell me. I’ll just run this week’s scope next week. After all, I should be spending more time — according to experts — making the site easier to navigate and faster loading. Best e-mail I got all day? Hanging out with a Sagittarius saves on therapy bills. Lunch downtown, and instead of a long hike, I just ambled through a few stores, picked up some light [airport] reading for this weekend. I was proud, got home, pulled the receipt out of the book, and stuck the new book in my bag for the next trip. As a confirmed bibliophile, that’s a difficult task.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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