the relative airspeed velocity

Shady Acres isn’t far from Congress Avenue [home to Jo’s Coffee Shack, San Jose Motel & Magnolia Cafe]. At the other end of Congress, there’s the Capitol, big old hunk of pink granite. A little before noon yesterday, a flight of planes went over the Capitol buiding. Looked like T-34 Texan trainers, but I wasn’t sure. Must’ve been about a half dozen, tight formation, low and fast. Or low and slow, depending on how you want to consider the relative airspeed velocity. “I’m a long gone daddy” [Hank I]….

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