What a weird deadline

New Moon Magic. What a weird deadline, “One week prior to the month before to the date of publication.” That’s just so strange. On time and under budget, that’s my goal. Music for the day, I had to try it, at least once: Hank I, Hank II, Hank III, back to back. Feel like a country outlaw. It’s also official now: looking for a man? Austin is the place to catch one. I was sitting down to a reading with two females, and like a classroom, I held up a copy of the local paper, pointed to the headline: “It’s official now, men outnumber women.” What’s even more interesting, is that Austin [Travis County] has the greatest incidence of unmarried, living–together couples. Bucking the trend, yet again. I suggested I get a live–in girlfriend to the cat. She gave me a very bored look, then wandered outside.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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