Dallas is always a funny old town

Dallas is always a funny old town. Being here, amongst the family and friends is always a little strange. I keep getting reminded of a particular line, from a strange movie, pure entertainment type of film, “You can never go home, but you can shop there.” Unrelated, I got a query and request for a proposal for a daily horoscope column that was “witty, clean and fun.” I can do witty, and fun, but it usually winds up with some dirt. Or I can do clean and fun, but it lacks wit. Or I can do witty and clean, but that’s no fun. Besides, with the planets where they are, what’s the chance of landing a gig right now? Got to keep pitching, I guess.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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