I spent three hours yesterday morning

I spent three hours yesterday morning, from before 7 AM onward, dealing with the flames, the bounced mail, and other exigencies that arise from the monthly mailer I do. One Virgo responded, “Why don’t we get anything fun right now?” I answered: it’s not you. It’s not me. It’s Mars. My fine Cap buddy suggested:
>> Thank God (or whomever) for FGS. If only I could donate a freakin’ dollar
>> to the site. (I’m too dumb to use Paypal – whaah!!)
C’mon, guys, PayPal is easy, you just follow the instructions. The reason I spent 3 hours straight through with mail bag was because it was raining. Hard enough to keep me inside. Figured it was going to rain all day. Didn’t. But it did cause a slight delay at the airport. Just enough time for some Amy’s Ice Cream — Mexican Vanilla. No jokes about my present location, please. “I’m going to El Paso” [The Gourds on Bolsa de Aqua].