I stopped by the hotel

I stopped by the hotel this morning, to help my friend and her daughters get loaded up [and scam a free breakfast] — only, I wound up working a lot harder — “getting you guys loaded up is like herding cats,” I confided in one of the girls. I don’t remember which one, either. I was just glad that Bubba never got to meet any of the girls. One, or both, of the daughters he’d flip over. And nothing will dissuade him, once that hook is set. It wouldn’t have been a pretty sight, either. I think he was sensing this the other night.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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