Some tourists like to do fun things

Some tourists like to do fun things, and some tourists are really good looking, and then, some tourists are really good to be seen with. Imagine a nice Dallas Mom, and her nice, Dallas Daughters. In other words, babes, each and every one. So there I am, casual like, sauntering in with my “Women want me, fish fear me” hat, and I’m herding along these three Dallas girls. Who is the man? [so the reality of the situation is a little different, and if you so much as look at either the daughters, that mom will kick your butt from here to Louisiana. But never mind that — I looked like a pimp daddy stud muffin — at least in my own mind.] Allow me my illusions of grandeur. Another note for today’s date, besides the Sun is in Cancer, and the Moon is in Aquarius: it’s the feast day for St. Thomas More, remarkable because he was both an attorney and a saint.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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