Barefoot astrology redux

These things happen, no, they really do.

I was running a redheaded Capricorn’s cat to the vet to get an insulin shot. She’s out of town, and her cat [“My \\man\\”> needed a daytime dose. Then I stopped off for a quick dip in a pool, ran into a Virgo, and she sent me to the store for cigarettes and a coke. So there I was, a few hours before flying off for business, dripping wet, stinking of chlorine, pulling soggy dollar bills out of my pocket in hopes that I could earn that Virgo’s good graces and catch a ride to the airport. Sort of weird, to be walking down Riverside, barefoot & dripping, in the spring sun.

Nice try. I still had to cab it over to the airport. When I got here, though, I tried something new: I walked from the terminal to the hotel. No shuttle bus, no ride, just my feet. Sort of weird, in this day and age, to be car less, but I liked it, for a change.

On the plane, it was a little weird, I was sitting across from a fierier, and the book I was reading, my airplane diversion was a book called \\Cross Dressing\\ by Bill Fitzhugh. Have to give that book a double thumbs up. It’s about a soulless guy who’s forced by circumstances to assume the role of Catholic priest, hence the title. But just having that title earned me a few funny looks.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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