tired of Mercury

I’m about tired of Mercury, but I find myself even more tired of the complaints. It’s quite simple, really, just take it easy. Don’t panic. Go slow. Everything takes three times as long. Listening to another reader, I heard the main points need to be stressed three times in a reading to get the client to understand the point. It’s that simple. Amusing story: Microsoft ad pulled from the airwaves. The times I’ve seen that ad, I liked it.

As far as the signs go, I took a mundane morning and turned it into a spectacular afternoon, defining happiness, at this moment, by a big gulp of diet coke and an unidentified sausage [purportedly a hot link> on a bun. I was set to make it a car – less day, too, but I was sorely tested as another resident at Shady Acres, a Virgo, wanted to drive to Guero’s, which, to me, is foolish. “But I ran 4 miles yesterday and 5 miles today!”

And I only walked 3.3. So? So I won, and it was delightful. Grab some coffee at Jo’s, spin on up the hill to patio, have our favorite Libra wait on us, ran into a Gemini. Then, a little later, a Sagittarius, then, on our way out, we stopped and chatted with rising star, Danni Leigh.

She was a little shocked I remembered her birthday [Aquarius>, and she was pleased with my off the cuff predictions for her. The cool Capricorn guy she was hanging out with agreed with me, though, we both spent more time lusting over the car she was driving rather than the woman in question [’68 Camaro factory convertible>.

Maybe that’s not right, but it was fun. I did have to listen to another Virgo analysis of Kramer, though, “You’re just like an old, cranky vulture, you know, the one all the other vultures get out of the way for?”

I was amused by the comparison.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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