On Space Aliens
Other than incontrovertible proof that Texans are obviously descended from a race of outer space aliens, I came across a theory that makes even more sense.
See, Planet Earth is the nuthouse for the rest of the universe. Only makes good sense, especially if you either know my neighbors, or some of my friends, or the assortment of characters I run into on a day to day basis. Plus, there’s the fact that we keep getting glimpses of aliens, but by and large, they stay out of our way. Observing us? Or just making sure we don’t leave the planet?
Proof?
1. Cowboy Hats (an alien helmet)
2. Cowboy Boots (alien footwear)
3. Drawl (or twang, regional differences)
