Pisces: the other white meat.

Pisces: the other white meat.

Best T-shirt? “Chicks dig scrawny pale guys.” Not as good as this T-shirt [hit the “zoom” to read it – check what it says>. I can always hope. Sign on a Lutheran church, on the way to catfish dinner – after the show – with a Pisces, meeting another Pisces [and Mac – Capricorn – the Aura Camera Guru>: “Don’t go so fast that you miss a miracle.”

Best slogan? “Our live bait catches fish – or does trying.”

I worked a lot for a little on Sunday. I’m tired. I’m getting on an early afternoon flight and I’m out of here for a few days. Will go to Colorado and put my feet up for day or two. Then it’s a long drive back to Dallas.

I placed my sweet Pisces friend [blue eyes, blond hair> next Mac at the dinner table. Just to watch that boy “do his stuff.”

After dinner, in the car on the way home, I was listening to the sweet Pisces talk about all of Mac’s advances, how Mac used the same lines, the same time, last year, the year before that, and so it seems, once upon a time before the Pisces knew I was me.

“He doesn’t remember me. It’s so funny, every time, he just doesn’t remember….”

Isn’t it nice to know you can count on a Capricorn to do the same thing over and over?

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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