Recycling Men

Recycling Men

Talking to another reader after work, I was asking about all the women with a certain astrological signature, all looking to find “the man of my dreams.” Then, there’s the other half, I was reminded, of women trying to unload the man they’ve got.

Wait, let’s just hook those up.

Got man you want to get rid of, goes in column A.

Looking for man? Check column A…. How hard could this be?

That’s the idea. Courtesy of a Scorpio. I’m wondering, though, if there is a valid business model here to work with, might just be.

Write a quick database, “Good, used, slightly soiled souls, up for grabs – looking for homes.”

“Got man you want to unload? Advertise here…”

I just got to figure out the party about making money from this one.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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