Keep Austin Weird

Keep Austin Weird

“Kramer, you’re toting the banner for that one. You’re leading the parade.”
(Source? A Virgo.)

No, not that Virgo, the other one.

I ran into this one girl the other evening, she was cavorting with politician friends while on the patio at Guero’s.

“What? Are you afraid of me? Look: I played guard on the college basketball team, and the way you were moving was hard for me to keep up with you!”

Nope, not afraid. In fact, we’ll have a reading in a little while. Just one of those things.

Poster boy for “Keep Austin Weird,” indeed.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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