Liquid crack

This title brought a smile to my face.

Hack: “Favorites” icon. Elapsed time? 5 minutes. Results? In three places. Plus I did Bubba’s “whore,” too. That one took a lot longer. This backward compatibility work is killing me.

I slipped out of the other office a little early. Wandering home, I stopped for a quick shot of caffeine then stopped to pick up some dinner – a bag of chips nuked together with some canned chili. Do-it-yourself frito pie. Then I discovered the liquid crack. Right there in the dairy case. Egg Nog.

Reading the ingredients, I can’t help but worry about my cholesterol levels, or what this does to my blood sugar. I’m glad the holiday’s only come once a year.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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