NYE?

Invite from some musician buddies:

> Greetings and Happy Holidays,
>
> We here at Jefferson Truett have only one question for
> you…do you want to party with the amateurs or with
> the professionals?
>
> Every year we put so much pressure on ourselves to
> have a good time on New Year’s Eve…so much, in fact,
> that it usually sucks so bad we swear we’re staying in
> the next year and renting Yentil instead. I’m sorry,
> but we cannot let you do that. Yentil is a bad, bad
> movie.
>
> We know you have options on New Year’s Eve. You can
> go downtown, pay $10 for the PRIVILEGE to park on 10th
> street, pay $20 for the PRIVILEGE to drink at
> Aquarium, fight the 20-something’s with frosted-tipped
> hair and daddy’s gold card for a $7 beer, and then
> watch them hook up with incredibly attractive
> people at midnight.
>
> Why not let the professionals here at Jefferson Truett
> take the pain and pressure out of New Year’s Eve. Why
> not party with us, the professionals?
>
> For a modest sum of $15 (couples $25-use your
> imagination), you will enjoy the following:
> -music from Jefferson Truett
> -Jodi
> -New Year’s party favors (one size fits all)
> -champagne toast(s)
> -Pope
> -free parking
> -Sean
> -the PRIVILEGE of bringing in your very own bottle of
> liquor (at least a $15 value, you drunks)
> -Rob
> -a good chance to sit
> -Les
> -so much more we cannot legally print…
>
> Also included in your admission price is the location
> of the super-secret after-hours after-party. Being
> that the Carousel Lounge will shut it’s doors after
> the ringing in of the New Year (that whole liquor
> license thang), we must move the party…and we don’t
> stop rockin’ til someone gets badly hurt (and that’s
> usually around 6:15am).
>
> The Carousel Lounge
> 1100 E. 52nd Street (one block off Cameron Rd., two
> blocks from I-35 & 51st street exit)
> music starts at 9:00
> cover: $15 stag, $25 drag
>
> Thanks for the memories this year,
> Jefferson Truett

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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