Superbowl

Like I really care.

I’m torn, see, Sister lives in Oakland, therefore, I should be rooting for the Raiders, a die-hard fan base that’s truly amazing. Never give up hope. I can’t recall where, but I seem to remember the Raiders being categorized as a blue-collar team.

But Tampa Bay? It’s no secret that I’m fond of certain Florida authors and journalists. Better yet, Tim Dorsey has a new novel coming out. Tampa Bay kind of guy. Sort of sways my decision process.

Memory is a little leaky these days, but from previous correspondence, I seem to recall that Mr. Dorsey is an Aquarius. Point in his favor, if you ask me. Oakland has Peet’s. Point in its favor.

Florida is/was part of the South. California belonged to Mexico. Historically, an even draw on those lines. Florida is now considered to be full of strange people and no longer belongs to the South. The Western US no longer claims California because it’s full of strange people and no longer belongs to the West. Again, even draw.

Moon will be in Scorpio, what, Scorpio, for the big event? Sure.

Raiders: Logo is a pirate{/url>.
Buccaneers:
Logo is a pirate.

I still don’t know which team should get my vote. Like I really care.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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