Sushi can cure what ails you

Sushi can cure what ails you.

Maybe so.

Maybe not, too. But it did work out okay. A little bit of sushi, and I had the most interesting offer – see, the sweet Pisces and her friend, a Taurus, gathered me up after a series of one disappointment after another, and we wandered way south to that little sushi bar on S. First Street.

On the way, the two girls were complaining about lack of physical attention in their lives. Think: Pisces and Taurus. And since there already was a rumor about those two sleeping together, I just thought it would be in good form to offer my assistance.

Three way action.

Sorry, nothing happened. Nothing to report here. But I did get an offer. And the spicy tuna was rather good. I just don’t get it with that deep-friend asparagus thing.

Move along, there’s nothing to see here.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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