water signs – water balloons – fire

water signs – water balloons – fire

“Flow – the new wave in body – mind fitness”

A Leo was demonstrating the “flo” device. Looked like, to me, dunno, maybe a water balloon? It was long piece of plastic filled with a small amount of water, and then handles at either end. Now, watching her move with the exercise device was like watching a trained martial arts expert step through routines, or dancer, pacing herself through the motions.

Exercise videos are always like that. Makes it look so easy. Someone who’s been at this demo business a long time, obviously, with grace and ease.

In a rare moment, Linda wasn’t busy, and she looked over at the exercise device, “Those things are good, Kind of scary, you know, you could hurt someone if it came loose.”

She had another thought, perky little Pisces eyes going, “They’re good, you know, you can hit your husband. No marks.”

Evil Pisces grin.

Ouch.

“Hey, dead husbands don’t cry.”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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