Friday Five?

5. By now, just about everyone has read this article. Doesn’t come as any big surprise, does it?

4. I danced around the topic of war and such all afternoon. I had one of those entirely pleasant readings with a pair of sisters. What was so odd, the girl who set it all up, going strictly from her name and online appearance – all text – I thought it was a sister and a brother. My bad.

3. Worked in a little Amy’s, then afterwards, I ambled over to the Austin Stories happy hour. That was amusing.

2. But the funniest comment came from another one of the girls there, one of a several Libra types.

“Yeah, my boyfriend asked about you last time, Kramer, ‘who’s the guy with the long hair? He’s your type, isn’t he?’ Know what? Best sex I’ve had in a long time. Thanks Kramer!”

1. Always glad to help.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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