We’re Number One

We’re Number One!

Couldn’t pass this one up. Wednesday’s morning’s news included the statistic that Dallas has more crime than LA.

Couple that Dallas is more dangerous than LA with the fact that Houston is dirtier than LA, and Texas, once again, emerges as a clear victor in the race for supremacy. We’re dirtier and more dangerous than any other place in the US.

Yee-haw.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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