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Gastrointestinal failures
My sister is amused when I belch loudly and say her name at the same time. My dear, sweet mum is horribly appalled at the same event. Fredlet gets jealous.

If you burp one girl’s name then you have to burp the other girl’s name. Friends and family are showing their true roots.

This just in:

Uncovered from Ma Wetzel’s digital camera, a shot of me me teasing a sleeping Sister, sometime last spring.

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