Puppets & more

Puppets & more.

Directions in downtown SF: “Go towards town, go towards the water….”

Right. Makes absolutely no sense to me.

I looked at it on a map. San Francisco is, like, on a peninsula. Surrounded by water, and, near as I could tell, all of San Francisco qualified as “downtown,” especially by my terribly suburban (rural, rustic, Texan) standards.

So I never did quite understand the directions.

Sister’s show was the something-something theater something. 25 Van Ness. Van Ness & Market, in case you’re wondering. I thought I was polite at the front door, with the ticket agent.

“So, is my sister difficult to work with?”

“Oh no, I’m from Texas, too. I know how to handle difficult women – she’s easy.”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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