Weird spike

There was a weird spike in traffic Sunday night. Not sure of the source, but I’ll poke through the log files, and figure it out. New link, maybe?

I got motivated while watching some trailers at the Alamo the other evening.

“Premium horoscopes at a popular price.”
Considering this was a cheap beer commercial, that makes it even better as the scopes now cost less than a six-pack of cheap beer, at least by local standards. A lot less.

But I liked the “Premium-brew scopes, handcrafted by master brewers,” and that’s not working. Besides, Shady Acres is at the edge of Town Lake, and that’s hardly a bubbling source of “spring water.”

But the “micro-brew” analogy is worthy of further experimentation. Same thing. Hand-crafted. Full-bodied. Fresh flavor. Each horoscope it meticulous assembled by hand, in laboratory, here in the back end (or front end) of trailer in Shady Acres trailer park, on the south side of Austin.


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And thinking about El Paso?

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