Moving over to Pepsi

Give away – and look: if you’re not an iTunes person, I’ll take the song credits.

Free offer?

I collect a lot of weird stuff.

“Are you in band?” (heard that line too many times)

“If you refer to me as your host one more time, I’m going to call you my parasite.”

Works for me.

Gratuitous Pastry Chef shot?

I just hope the lecture notes and tape are useable.

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