sleeping problem

I’ve isolated part of the sleeping problem. The cat.

The cat snores. Muffled, quiet and yet, it’s distinctive. I woke up in the middle of the night to gentle and rhythmic sound. She was softly meowing in her sleep. Just weird.

I was testing lures, and I pulled this guy out of the lake:

Here’s the funny part, there’s an old quite, circulating on the website someplace, about me and fishing lure earrings. Something about being man enough to wear earrings, then I shouldn’t worry about the weight of the lure.

But I do. I was just hoping, purely for the sake of name, that one of these lures would produce something:

“Acme Tackle Company: Kastmaster.”

Need to order some more, I reckon.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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