How you doing?

It was the query from the Amy’s girl (Libra) at the airport. Lovely Pisces dropped me off, and I had a few extra minutes to kill. One security guard noted that my boots were handmade (in El Paso). I slipped on a wedding ring, and I was good to go.

When I stopped at Amy’s, I watched while a pair of young engineers complained about going to Padre, “No, see it’s a conference. Over the weekend, on the Gulf coast.” No sympathy from anyone?

So I get up, and this is the second time it’s happened, the Amy’s Super Scooper asks, “How you doing?”

“Small Mexican Vanilla.”

“No, ‘how are you doing’ first.”

I smiled, realizing the game’s afoot.

“So what’s your birthday?”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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