Pastry Chef II

The darling Pisces hostess fixed me some coffee before so I wasn’t in that groggy state. Therefore….

The semblance between Cookie and the Scorpio plum escapes me.

“Kramer, what you need is ‘deer tail’ extract. I recommend it to all men who are trying to conceive.”

No, but thank you very much.

Robin’s car.

“Yes, that’s what happens when a Scorpio girlfriend goes bad..” he said.

“Fly Alien Air, only one accident in 57 years. – Roswell, NM”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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