Fishing X 2

I played with a couple of different lures, but the fish, although they were jumping, they weren’t biting.

I tied on a “Margarita” colored bait. I could see a little buck bass chasing it, but he wouldn’t ever hit it. Margarita? Probably a Virgo bass. The problems I have with Virgo and Margarita? Legendary.

CitiBbank – purportedly – sent me an e-mail, requesting I update my account information. Funny thing? I cut up my Citi cards last year. Look at the link’s address, not the highlighted one, but the actual link? That’s not a CitiBank address.

Then I got a note from “antispam@astrofish.net.” No such address. No such e-mail. Looking for a password, too.

Kind of like that little buck bass and my lure. Or Margaritas and Virgos.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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