Hippie Stench

Looking forward to that this weekend.

At lunch the other afternoon, the Scorpio waitress noted that, “One of you smells pretty.”

Probably me. It was the same shirt for three days, you know, “amber musk” from one day (wore the shirt for all of an hour), then patchouli the next day (wore the shirt for less than half an hour), and finally, “dragon’s blood “- so I’m sure it was one of those.

“It could be my Nag Champa incense, too,” I was reminded.

Getting ready for the big deal-io at the Shores this weekend. Bet the weather is cool but nice.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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