Stats

Various Easter oddities & statistics, culled from the website.

Number of party invitation (unable to attend) 1.

Number of invites I’ll be coerced to attend? Uno.

Number of requests for free information on Easter? Three (3)

Number of unexpected donations? One (1).
Thanks bud!

March search terms:
reqs: search term
—-: ———–
403: about
367: all
314: the
209: scorpio
168: fishing

March total for folks trying to access the current scopes without paying:
reqs: file
—-: —-
2155: /currents/intro.shtml

March total for “audio message” in mp3 format:
reqs: %bytes: extension
—–: ——: ———
151: 7.89%: .mp3 [MP3 sound files>

April search terms – so far:
reqs: search term
—-: ———–
117: about
99: all
97: scorpio
27: stars
26: love
24: kramer

April total, so far, trying to access the current scopes without paying – so far:
reqs: file
—-: —-
747: /currents/intro.shtml

April’s sound file number – so far:
reqs: %bytes: extension
—–: ——: ———
61: 11.87%: .mp3 [MP3 sound files>

What it means?
1. Scorpio is, as always a favorite search term, and perhaps, the most commonly hit material on this site. Why? I haven’t a clue.
2. The way it’s currently marked, the concept of paying for the content seems to be illusive. Plus I am personally opposed to running much of a banner ad for the services.
3. The weekly audio message is getting limited play, but it burns a considerable portion of the bandwidth. I considered linking it from the free stuff, or making it more freely available, but there’s the – now obvious – problem with the amount of bandwidth it uses versus the cost of making the audio file available.

Unrelated:
Saturday evening, I was wandering in and out of the humidors at Wiggy’s, and Bubba Sean was looking for me. So he goes up the counter help, “Hey, where’s the hippie?”

Guy at the counter just points to me, in the front humidor.

Unrelated:
Sunday evening, I went out to “the lake” and we laughed as the home we were in really did overlook “hippie hollow.” Which prompted much speculation, none of which, any of the folks present, could corroborate. A fine Easter dinner was had by all.

Unrelated:
Early movies of Venus.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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